A Quick Hit: The Winter of Death

Two years later, how are we all doing?

It’s the two-year anniversary of this incredible press release from our dear “president”:

As a dirty dirty unvaxxed bad boy™, I am still anxiously waiting for this winter of death.

I mean, hell, I am just sitting here, perfectly healthy, having just run my 12th marathon, and keeping a resting heart rate in the high 40’s. I want some excitement in my life! A “winter of death” sounds like an invigorating experience that was promised to me by the White House.

That I haven’t seen it yet… I mean geez… no wonder people don’t trust the government anymore. They can’t even deliver a winter of death even when they engineered the damn virus in the first place!

Guys… I don’t know… I’m beginning to think the government may not be very competent.

Happy winter of death and merry Christmas to all my fellow unvaxxed rebels (which, with the latest booster, now encompasses 93% of Americans).